The first thing Jones sees after awakening from

a blackout.

"Dig in, newcomer. They feed us well here at

Betty Ford. After I'm done here, I'm checking

into Jenny Craig."

Jones would walk through a blizzard to score his

dope. The question remains: what will he do to get

to a meeting?

"Sponsor...could you help me review my

Step Four?"

Jones soon realizes that not all dumpsters

come equipped with power.

"Welcome to the third annual racehorse convention...

my name is Thunderbolt, and thanks to my trainer,

I am an addict."

Jones is about to realize that leaving the Fellowship

can be extremely dangerous.

After a seven day coke run, a famished Jones utters

the following statement: "Maybe we should have

saved some money for food."

"Okay, all done. You'll never drink again."

Feeling different from others in Pricksville, Cactus

Jack heads off to detox.